Today was Christmas. The tall grumpy lady that takes care of me got a new camera lens, so I tried to smile for her, but I just don't have it in me. Excuse the wrapping paper coming out of my mouth - I must have eaten it while burrowing through the trash trying to find some chocolate. I can smell it everywhere. And with all these presents, wouldn't you think at least one would be for me? NOPE! Santa sucks.
All these humans do is eat, eat, eat. I just sit on the kitchen floor day and night waiting for someone to drop a morsel for me. And the racket they all make. The big guy who thinks he owns the place got some new guitar game that plays LOUD rock music and it is killing my sensitive doggy ears!
The house is such a mess and there are toys everywhere! I can't even find a place to lay down or a clean spot of carpet to pee on around here. And that tall bushy green thing in the corner smells terrible and got me in so much trouble. I tried lifting my leg on it, but the grump found out and I got put in the laundry room for hours.
I just want the holidays to be over. I've had enough. No more pictures. No more ham and bacon smells to tempt me. No more grumpy lady to yell at me when I get under her feet which never stop moving. No more kids screaming. Please, just give me back my normal life. I need a full day's nap.
mayzie
What a sweet dog! Is she a cockapoo? I love that innocent look in her eyes. :)
Posted by: Colleen Stearns | December 26, 2007 at 08:38 PM
Poor Mayzie. T-Bone needs to give her a hug.
Yes, she is a cockapoo Colleen, she has plenty of poo in her.
=)
Posted by: Kristi Smith | December 26, 2007 at 10:11 PM
Mayzie -- I feel for you. My human bought this cute pink box for me the other day. I was so excited and was having so much fun with it. What she didn't tell me was that I would be trapped in it for hours at a time in the car! Merry Christmas to me! :P
Lola (Bekka's cat)
Posted by: Bekka | December 27, 2007 at 12:11 PM
haaaah! I had a great line after Kristi's comment but I shall keep it to myself!
Great photo with that new lens! I got your email. Will reply soon...
Posted by: Lynette | December 27, 2007 at 02:07 PM
Awww poor Mazie! She is a great story teller tho!
Posted by: Pam | December 28, 2007 at 09:01 AM
Hello Suzy,
Poor little Mazie, she looks so sad. Sammy looks a lot like her. =)
Hope you all had a wonderful Christmas. I sent you an email, hope you got it! =)
Posted by: Janette | December 28, 2007 at 11:00 AM
P.S. What kind of new lens did you get? It sure take a pretty picture! =)
Posted by: Janette | December 28, 2007 at 11:02 AM
That is the cutest picture! Great background blur!!!
Posted by: Amy Hummel | December 28, 2007 at 07:13 PM
Lynette?????
Bekka, that is funny!
Janette - I got a 50mm 1.4 - loving it! I'm finally getting crisp indoor shots with no flash and great depth of field. I'll post some new pictures soon! I HAVE noticed that Sammy looks a lot like her - in your latest blog entry! I'll email you back tomorrow! suzy
Posted by: suzy | December 28, 2007 at 07:21 PM
Poor Mayzie... I can see the sadness in her eyes... My cats are just the same btw. They always feel "left behind" or something like that... When my kids were younger they insisted on having packages for them too! So we ended up with cat treats, a playing mouse, and a new feeding bowl... You gotta love them!
Posted by: Liesbeth | December 29, 2007 at 01:09 AM
Hey Mayzie....I'm right there with ya. It's hard for us big 90 pound Golden Retrievers to deal with the holidays, too....too much stuff in my way. But I do love seeing everyone and you know how friendly us Goldens are. It's a curse.... I hear our tree is coming down any day now... Charley
Posted by: Linda Richter | January 01, 2008 at 08:15 PM